Thai Kiks
Everything you want to know about Thai Girls

1.  The first thing you should learn is to tell your Thai girl that she looks beautiful.  This can be said as the following: Sway mak.  The word "sway" means beautiful and "mak" translates into very.  Alternatively, you can say: "Narak mak" which translates to "very cute".

2.  Next, you should know what she might reply to you when you tell here she is beautiful.  She may just say "hob khun ka" which is Thai for "thank you".  Or she may be sassy and say "pak waan" which means "sweet mouth".  This is a cute and flirty way of a Thai girl that means she doesn't fully believe your sweet words to her.

3.  If you are just meeting your Thai lady, you might want to ask her if she already has a boyfriend or kick,  To do this, say: "Khun me faen mai?" This literally translates to: "you have boyfriend?"

4.  When you are starting to get serious with your Thai girlfriend, it might be time to start calling her by the name that Thai ladies love.  The word is "tirak".  When you call her this, she'll literally melt with happiness.  But just be sure that you mean it first!

5.  If you are talking to a girl and it's late, you might want to tell her "sweet dreams".  To do this you can say: "Faan dee".  She'll really like that and go to sleep thinking of you.  Trust me.

6.  Lastly, and perhaps most importantly is the first night you go on a date.  If you are in Thailand, make sure to go to a nice romantic restaurant and bring a bottle of wine.  Raise you glass and say "chon gaow".  If you are drinking from a bottle, say "chon cuord".  "Gaow" means glass and "cuord" means bottle.

7. The final phrase you will want to learn when dating a Thai girl is the big "L" word.  To say I love you, simply say "Pom rak khun".  I'll leave the rest up to you!

I hope this helps, If you speak these phrases, you probably will say them incorrectly because Thai is a tonal language.  Fortunately, your Thai lady will probably understand what you are trying to say and appreciate the effort.  Good luck and have fun!